As Nancy Pelosi ascends the podium to announce she's removing Joe Biden from the ticket, Jill sits besides Joe, says "Honey, close your eyes for just a sec," then tells him to picture this:

TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name] · edit-2 4 months ago

As Nancy Pelosi ascends the podium to announce she's removing Joe Biden from the ticket, Jill sits besides Joe, says "Honey, close your eyes for just a sec," then tells him to picture this:

Tunnelvision [they/them] · 4 months ago

Why is this weirdly sexual?

TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name] · edit-2 4 months ago

"Barack then calls everyone over to the living room, and presents a basket of keys. 'Now remember folks,' he begins, 'if you like your spouse, you can keep your spouse...at least until midnight."

mathemachristian [he/him] · 4 months ago

Uh we did some things that were wrong... we did a whole lotta things that were right... but... we cucked some folks... uhh.. we did some things that were contrary to our values..

Amerikan Pharaoh@lemmygrad.ml · 4 months ago

🤮

AernaLingus [any] · 4 months ago

Lamest swingers party of all time

TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name] · 4 months ago

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