I almost feel bad for people who actually have these weird, kitschy fantasies about soulless, bougie politicians.
Almost.
This is delusional sitcom-brain with the deepest parasocial relationship I've ever seen
Chasten tries to distract Pete by telling a funny story about the time they went antique shopping because Pete keeps looking at the dogs while making pistol cocking sound effects with his mouth.
These are the exact same people who will tell you communists are naive children
Yes, yes bring the rabid attack dogs over to the military trained dog killers house. Good, good.
"Barack then calls everyone over to the living room, and presents a basket of keys. 'Now remember folks,' he begins, 'if you like your spouse, you can keep your spouse...at least until midnight."
Uh we did some things that were wrong... we did a whole lotta things that were right... but... we cucked some folks... uhh.. we did some things that were contrary to our values..
Libs stop treating politicians like characters on their favorite TV show challenge 😬😬😬
"In my fantasies, Pinochet will have a Thanksgiving dinner while Kissinger will crash the party with chips and dip, and he'll bring over Adolf's dog(s?) for brownies"
did the liberals never stop playing with their barbies? actually wait, thats way healthier
This feels like the turbolib equivalent of one of the worst /r/nba posts of all time:
Klay: "Yo ankle heal up bro heres some weed and choco milk"
Ankle: "Yo thanks dude, I feel better already you wanna go fuck some ig models?"
Klay: "Nah dude we can do that after we win tomorrow you rest up tn ok?"
Ankle: "Wow thanks, I love you bro"
Klay: "I love you too, relax for now"
Rocco: "Woof Woof motherfucker!"
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In my fantasies, Joseph and Vladimir have gay sex while a giant mural of Karl smiles down on them approvingly
Sweet, man made horrors apparently and regrettably within human comprehension.
