Do you have the time

To soak your beans in brine?

Or are you opening a can

Cause you're in a hurry?

I am one of those

Tasty bean eating fools

Chomping on some beans

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself some treats

Sometimes the beans go into me

It all keeps adding up

On beans I'm fillin' up

Am I just full beans?

Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink

To analyze my beans

She said not to see her anymore

I went to a store

I was out of beans and needed more

So I bought a bunch of them

It was pretty rad

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Here we go again

    Infatuation with my beans

    That I've just made can't end

    Oh but then again

    If you can't smell much more than beans

    Then that's exactly when I'm cooking

    I toss and turn all night thinking

    About bean perfection

    Only to realize that

    It's not different at all

    So I throw my past bean-stakes

    And contemplate my future

    That's when I say

    'What the hey?"

    I'll eat beans forever

    Me and beans together run away yeah

    Far away

    (First 5 greenday albums slap hard, Dookie is their 3rd, btw)