Do you have the time

To soak your beans in brine?

Or are you opening a can

Cause you're in a hurry?

I am one of those

Tasty bean eating fools

Chomping on some beans

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself some treats

Sometimes the beans go into me

It all keeps adding up

On beans I'm fillin' up

Am I just full beans?

Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink

To analyze my beans

She said not to see her anymore

I went to a store

I was out of beans and needed more

So I bought a bunch of them

It was pretty rad

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
    ·
    4 months ago

    Bean dip

    Chomp inside myself

    My own best friend

    My most trusted enemy

    I farted

    And departed

    Never telling anyone that it was me

    I must insist on being

    A bean enthusiast

    A burrito leading to a gassy behind

    Refrying

    Soaking and drying

    I've perfected the science of the beaniot

    Slow witted

    But committed

    To a bean lifestyle

    Even if it's deviant