Do you have the time
To soak your beans in brine?
Or are you opening a can
Cause you're in a hurry?
I am one of those
Tasty bean eating fools
Chomping on some beans
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself some treats
Sometimes the beans go into me
It all keeps adding up
On beans I'm fillin' up
Am I just full beans?
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my beans
She said not to see her anymore
I went to a store
I was out of beans and needed more
So I bought a bunch of them
It was pretty rad
Do you have the time
To listen to me dine
On lots of beans and nothing else
I am was of those those
Sad malnorish fools
Now better off on beans no doubt about it
Sometimes beans give myself the shits
Sometimes my farts creep up on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I ate enough
My bowls have been destroyed
Uh huh ya ya