Do you have the time

To soak your beans in brine?

Or are you opening a can

Cause you're in a hurry?

I am one of those

Tasty bean eating fools

Chomping on some beans

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself some treats

Sometimes the beans go into me

It all keeps adding up

On beans I'm fillin' up

Am I just full beans?

Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink

To analyze my beans

She said not to see her anymore

I went to a store

I was out of beans and needed more

So I bought a bunch of them

It was pretty rad

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Nice beans finish fast

    I'm getting lots of gas

    I'm eating beans and shidding my behind

    Rich and flavorful

    I'm filling up my bowl

    Beans and I are eternally entwined

    Pressure cooker bakes my beans

    And smelling me is disease

    I'm so fucking stinky

    People cry

    Every bean my have it's truth

    But every bean's in you

    Never knew you were such a smelly guy

    OHHHH Nice beans finish fast

    Cause fiber helps you pass

    So you don't have to shid your ass

    For as much time

    Farting on command

    Making people smell your hand

    Your losing most of your friend's trust

    Smelling how you please

    Bite the hand with beans

    You're gonna eat some beans

    And that is rad