Do you have the time

To soak your beans in brine?

Or are you opening a can

Cause you're in a hurry?

I am one of those

Tasty bean eating fools

Chomping on some beans

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself some treats

Sometimes the beans go into me

It all keeps adding up

On beans I'm fillin' up

Am I just full beans?

Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink

To analyze my beans

She said not to see her anymore

I went to a store

I was out of beans and needed more

So I bought a bunch of them

It was pretty rad

  • dat_math [they/them]
    ·
    2 months ago

    DAH DAH DAH

    I'm the son of fabaceae

    The beanis of suburbia, the legume of none of the above on a steady diet of:

    DAH DAH DAH

    Nitrates and urea and

    compost and manure and all the nitrogen and the co2 that is in the atmospheeere

    and there's nothing wrong with me

    this is how I'm supposed to beeeeaaaaaaaaaan

    in a land of cereal grains that don't believe in beanis