• corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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      2 months ago

      Although i guess a case could be made that ice cream production and distribution should be nationalized and made free to all, but meh I'm at band practice now and can't be bothered. Also am sleepy eepy

  • edge [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    At least he wasn’t doing something so horrid as running through a field of wheat.

    • niph [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      Phew I’m glad someone else made the wheat field joke, I was worried that whole horrifying period of time had been the product of sone kind of fever dream

  • TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    That's just the tip of the iceberg, they also used to dip their fingers in their fathers' beer pints to taste the foam, in a shameful display of underage alcoholism.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I think this is an interesting overlap between "liberals somehow manage to make even crime looked milquetoast and uncool" and "liberals somehow manage to make even milquetoast and uncool bullshit look like crime."