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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      The Cybertruck owner is in his man cave. His husband is in the living room watching tv.

      The Cybertruck owner yells "Honey! I got an idea!"

      Under his breath his husband says "Would it fucking kill you to stop yelling all the time?" Loudly he says "What is it?"

      "Cybertruck woodie!" he shouts out.

      "Great. That will be another ten grand down the drain. Why did I marry this man? I am an idiot." Then he yells "Come to the living room!"

      "Nah. I got stuff to do!"

      "Porn. Again. Why did I marry this man? I am an idiot."