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- the_dunk_tank
Onion 2019 180 still works 5 years later
Show‘Help! Help! Who Am I? Where Am I? Who Are You People?’ Says Biden In Embarrassing Campaign Gaffe
ShowBiden Declares Self Only Candidate Who Can Defeat George Bush In 1988 Election
ShowAt the very least most of the people who wrote those now deeply regret it
It was always cringe, but it got even worse the more Biden was a public figure.
Accusing Genocide Joe of driving a working class overpowered-engine-in-a-tin-can-with-no-brakes shitbox like a Pontiac Trans Am (
) is ackshually an excellent dig at his Corvette-owner classism.*
*With the caveat that they probably should have tied that into his hard-on for anti-busing legislation back in the 80s.
At least we have the Tim Duncan character:
https://www.theonion.com/tim-duncan-offers-to-do-taxes-for-entire-spurs-team-1819569755
https://www.theonion.com/tim-duncan-sternly-reminds-spurs-about-maximum-occupanc-1819578872
https://www.theonion.com/gregg-popovich-invites-tim-duncan-to-address-team-usa-o-1837874242
and the greatest:
https://www.theonion.com/tim-duncan-releases-decade-worth-of-pent-up-emotion-aft-1819568758