BARRIE, ON - Your mom, last seen at a grocery store opening a produce bag with her teeth, called you at 7:45pm to ask when you were going to hop on a Megabus up to Barrie, Ontario to visit.
  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
    ·
    4 months ago

    "Hey Mom, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he all right?"

    "Wolfie's just fine, deary! Just fine! When are you getting on the bus?"

    *click*

    "Your parents are dead."