• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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      4 months ago

      The time has come, the fight is on
      We've picked the man to run
      For President Ohio sent
      Her noble worthy son

      no thank you, heard tell that a city there has managed to set a river on fire multiple times, plus the East Palestine incident, no politician from the province deserves higher office

      • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        The Cuyahoga River first caught fire in 1868...

        Jesus, what were they doing there at the time. I thought the state was still just filled with corn farming Union veterans. Even the handsome generals don't get a pass here.

      • Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml
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        4 months ago

        Ohio is too good for the rest of this dog shit country. Setting your river on fire is a sign of progress. Ohio is a microcosm of the country and should be a country into itself. We also have the best flag. And we won the war against Michigan even if they have better beer