New account but I've been using burner accounts and lurking since the sub got banned. I've been seeing all the standard liberal brainworms again for the first time since 
and everytime it's an account from another federation. I was tepidly against federation at first but this has been entertaining, like the old days of 
people who wandered into the sub.
I gotta imagine this will only last another week before everyone defederates us, but let's enjoy it for now.
I've read all the answers. They're all wrong.
Get a microwave silicon bowl made specifically for popcorn. It has fill lines and everything.
Pop in microwave until you can count 1 second between pops.
Separately, heat up 3 - 5 tbsp of ghee.
Pour ghee on popcorn. Shake.
Enjoy.