I KNEW IT

The first time I saw his eyes I was like "this guy is wearing eye liner or something. No one's eyes are like that naturally."

I don't really care, but it's objectively funny all the Republican "real tough guys" worship the flannel wearing, bearded lumberjack aesthetic meanwhile the guys they uphold are getting fresh spray tans weekly and putting on mascara in the car while telling secret service to watch the bumps

He should go all in and draw the little wing tips on the ends. That shit takes practice.