I'm at work, so please keep me entertained while I pretend to work on this invoice.

In 2028, Taylor Swift (D) is running against Tucker Carlson (R). Who are their VP picks? Who wins? Also, give me funny alternatives. Kanye West would be an amusing choice as well, though I'm uncertain if Republicans would vote for a black guy. (Even if he is Hitlerian as fuck)

Kanye West / Alex Jones ticket ?!?!

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      my brain felt horrible when I pictured Adam Sandler as president

      this might have been what caused Matt's seizure

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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        4 months ago

        Imagine his cabinet being made up of all his friends that he makes movies with. Imagine the presidential press conferences being like Billy Madison

          • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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            4 months ago

            glee let hellfire flow this summer with the next blockbuster hit "The Press Secretary" with Rob Schneider!