Realistically, I think the funniest outcome would be him losing, but they do a Fuhrerbunker and let him think he won and is commanding troops and meeting with Zelensky. He regularly does press conferences and speeches about the economy but they broadcast it to a private youtube account
https://youtu.be/AYsMPiQNixU
It's our underground leisure cabin in the woods, jack. It's not the BidenBunker or Joe's Prepper Hole. How can people say such awful things? I am their President of Together United States of America. Together. There's nothing we can do if he do it together.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I want them both to stroke out on election night. Surely the stress will be enough.
No he's gotta make it to inauguration at least, enough time for his abject failure to really sink in
LBJ died two days after Nixon's second inaugural, so there's almost precedent
I regret that he has but one life to lose for his country.
