I fear what's going to happen to me at the next full moon
Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can feel myself smirking! I can feel myself growing a goatee! I can feel myself getting the urge to say m'lady! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red! I can feel... I can feel the urge... to buy a Blink 182 album! No! Noo! Noo! Oh, I'm okay; it was just gas
You will spontaneously generate a fedora
It's how they come to be in existence
What the fuck is Weren Ice? Is that a knockoff Dentyne Ice competitor? Did you get bit by a door-to-door chewing gum salesman? Bud you gotta go to the hospital for that one, you’ll definitely get an infection. Unless Weren Ice is a special antimicrobial gum that turns the mouth into a microbial wasteland, in which case you should still go to the hospital but when the guy comes back to sell you more gum don’t buy any otherwise you have to eat a little bit of poop from a microbially healthy person.
