This one made more sense in my brain

This actually hits pretty good for me, having lived in rural religious hellhole america most of my life. Had to learn pretty early on how to regulate my vocabulary to keep many of my peers from going red and fuming.

That was always a massive bit of hypocrisy to me with ; simultaneously saying your natural-born status is the way you’re supposed to be, but also the natural-born tip of your dick is wrong and abhorrent and needs to be lopped off because the crusty old book told us to.

Wait could you check for me if hexbear has a "What in the goddamn?" emoji. Because of we don't, wtf????

my mom had christian brain rot so bad we would be punished by having to bite the soap bar or getting physically hit for saying 'gosh', 'darn' and 'geeze'