I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
Well, there's kinda some asterisks to this, but I don't really want to get into that.
it's okay, blowjobs count as sex if you wanna bump those numbers up