I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
We were dating for two months, and we did like weeks of outside stuff, and I thankfully have the insight to wait till everyone was sober. So "sex" for the first time was pretty good. I recommend everyone go this way.