I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
I wish I were joking. She went from being an atheist/agnostic to becoming a freaking minister. The American midwest and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race, etc.