GalaxyBrain [they/them] to askchapo • 5 months agoIf You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different?message-squaremessage-square76 fedilinkarrow-up138
arrow-up138message-squareIf You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different?GalaxyBrain [they/them] to askchapo • 5 months agomessage-square76 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear19·5 months agoPolymorph into a bird and fly the fuck away. Jesus knew magic, man USE IT. link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexagonhexbear15·5 months agoAt which point? I'm guessing the crucifixion but it'd be a sick way to end the sermon on the mount or wrecking the temple. link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear11·5 months agoWhen the fuzz started breathing down on his neck, peace out on those roman fools. link
Polymorph into a bird and fly the fuck away. Jesus knew magic, man USE IT.
At which point? I'm guessing the crucifixion but it'd be a sick way to end the sermon on the mount or wrecking the temple.
When the fuzz started breathing down on his neck, peace out on those roman fools.