I don't believe the lord will be taking him

Although to be fair you didn't specify which lord... the lord of the underworld, hell, the eternal fires of damnation is surely eagerly awaiting him

Unfortunately I'm an atheist, or even if I do sometimes feel a bit generically spiritual, I don't necessarily believe in hell and punishment for sins in an afterlife. Which leads me to fully advocate for punishments right now, in this life. Anyway, I shouldn't say that... listen, Fat