• WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    "if you don't choose it'll be blended!"

    "i don't want to cosign any of this"

    "it's your fault the baby is being blended and not humanely and tidily microwaved"

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Interesting how with just a little change in perspective, "you have to vote or the baby will die" becomes "vote for us or the baby gets it".

  • mustGo [any]
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    2 months ago

    maybe-later-honey DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW MUCH WORSE MICROWAVING IS!?!?! The poultry industry got blending certified as basically painless. HOpe this helps, sweaty.

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I appreciate how the baby is also upset by this failure to exercise the franchise.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Spinning the play-steering wheel at the playground, smugly lecturing those who run as the flames lick closer

  • Crikeste@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Don’t you understand? One is worse than the other and the very democracy that gave me these disgusting murderous options is at stake. We have to save it.