minus-squarecontext [fae/faer, fae/faer]hexbear35·2 months agoc'mon, he's 17th in line, this is honestly probably his best path towards anyone ever raising an army on his behalf to press his claim link
minus-squarecitrussy_capybara [ze/hir]hexbear6·2 months agomodern day gambo meets seinfeld where he plots with his best friend, ex, and a wacky neighbour to reclaim an empire between standup gigs link
minus-squarecontext [fae/faer, fae/faer]hexbear8·2 months agoany chance actual jerry seinfeld ends up in a turkish prison? link
minus-squareRNAi [he/him]hexagonhexbear5·edit-22 months agoHe needs to kill only 17 people to be crowned non-king of Turkey, Lots of famous shitstains killed way more people for far less power link
c'mon, he's 17th in line, this is honestly probably his best path towards anyone ever raising an army on his behalf to press his claim
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modern day gambo meets seinfeld where he plots with his best friend, ex, and a wacky neighbour to reclaim an empire between standup gigs
any chance actual jerry seinfeld ends up in a turkish prison?
He needs to kill only 17 people to be crowned non-king of Turkey,
Lots of famous shitstains killed way more people for far less power