c'mon, he's 17th in line, this is honestly probably his best path towards anyone ever raising an army on his behalf to press his claim
modern day gambo meets seinfeld where he plots with his best friend, ex, and a wacky neighbour to reclaim an empire between standup gigs
any chance actual jerry seinfeld ends up in a turkish prison?
He needs to kill only 17 people to be crowned non-king of Turkey,
Lots of famous shitstains killed way more people for far less power
Contributing more to society than he ever would have as a King
I agree, the Soviets didn't go far enough with the Romanovs.
Other day a guy randomly started claiming to me that the Bolsheviks didn't kill the Romanovs and nobody knows where they ended up and this was revealed by the Russian archives recently
Where are they even getting this shit, Newsmax?
What the fuck. That doesn't even make any sense.
But, shit, if that were true I'd be so disappointed in the Bolsheviks.
Nope. The Don Bluth cartoon that is often mistaken for a disney movie.
The clan still exist but as far as i can tell they are in such shambles that when someone got "crowned" Emperor of China some years ago on Hong Kong university nobody was even able to tell if his claim to being related to Aisin Gioro was true.
This is what happens when royals stop murdering their siblings to establish the heir.
Also British monarchy ended up even worse, they are also comedians but highly unfunny, parasitic and very expensive while this guy at least work.
What if the real Jannissaries were the open mic comics we met along the way?
