sorry tankie, i'd loveeeeeee to debate you but im too busy inseminating females in under 2 minutes

  • Black AOC@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    Imagine having pride in some theologically-instilled purity complex that makes you incapable of holding your nut for longer than 120 seconds

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      My wife once made a noise during sex and I told her "That's socialism darling."

  • Othello [comrade/them, love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    its true "If that sounds strange to you, consider this: A survey of East and West Germans after reunification in 1990 found that Eastern women (the socialist side of Germany during the Cold War) had twice as many orgasms as Western women." the volcels have to work twice has hard to prevent cooming. volcel-kamala

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Just reminds me of Master Shake bragging about having sex with two condoms on

    So that it's joyless and without sensation

    To punish the woman of course

  • Fibby@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    You last two minutes because you think that's what "god" wants

    I last two minutes because I'm really sensitive

    We are not the same

  • privatized_sun [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    the husband

    his wife

    patriarchal capitalists are by definition not humans, they're attacking god and stealing his throne to create a new form of creature that isn't a divine union between two souls.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    1 year ago

    I'm telling you, the giant meta-political struggle is between fucking and cumming.

    Reactionaries want to minimize the ratio of sex to conception, towards the level of gorillas (10:1) or further. Progressives want to maximize it, toward the level of bonobos (1000:1) or further.