I'm the guy the record scratches a party by declaring, "all the best drugs are insecticides." Caffeine, THC, and nicotine...

People freak out when you point out their yew bush is super poisonous.
Like, I'm the bad guy for knowing that it only takes like 50 grams of leaves to kill a person and their is no antidote.

I just think Datura is neat

Here in Central California, we're lousy with Morning Glories and Hemlock. Once you learn to recognize hemlock, you see it everywhere.