Outbreak attributed to filthy vegans eating food sourced from bean-contaminated soil

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    this post is just more fearmongering over a nothingburger from the woke left 😒 the B34N15 strain isn't deadly, it just makes you fart a lot

    • Ildsaye [they/them]
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      3 months ago

      it just makes you fart a lot to death probably, at this stage we just don't know enough about the effects of human encroachment into bean habitats

  • huf [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    if you think about it, the bean plant is just the poop of the bean. they're just pooping back and forth forever. ))<>((

  • NoamParenti [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    Reading this, for a moment I was concerned, then I got really concerned.