buh [she/her] to

badposting • 4 months ago

What if instead of the Olympic Games we had the Ozempic Games

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What if instead of the Olympic Games we had the Ozempic Games

buh [she/her] to

badposting • 4 months ago

It’s like the Olympics but instead of professionals competing it’s people with no athletic history who recently lost weight with Ozempic

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nothx [he/him]
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4 months ago
Just a bunch of boomers and genXers competing in a pickleball tournament?

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tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
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4 months ago
No one ever wins a diary eating competition

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Mardoniush [she/her]
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4 months ago
I dunno, I reckon that decent events would be thin on the ground.

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came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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4 months ago
main event would be eating a bucket of fried chicken while on Ozempic and going for max volume of diarrhea.

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