Why go through the effort of making this when you can color ketchup purple with industrial byproduct that's banned in most of the world but perfectly legal in a few western countries.

Blastin' Green dessert (yuh)

Shrek got da EZ squirt (squirt)

Ogre with the sticker offer (skrrrt)

He know where to stick it proper (uh)

i do remember this, but more permanently burned into my mind is the shrek twinkie

i miss the purple one : (

Burgers haven't tasted the same since they took away the ogre paste

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I hate that the term "core memory" seems to be from that pixar movie but people are talking about it now like it's real