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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] to chapotraphouse • 4 months ago

oh shit oh fuck, i found a CIA heart attack gun in my child's school bag, what should I do with it??

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oh shit oh fuck, i found a CIA heart attack gun in my child's school bag, what should I do with it??

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] to chapotraphouse • 4 months ago
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  • BlueMagaChud [any]
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    4 months ago

    a new hand touches the doohickey the-doohickey Meridia has chosen you to destroy undead labor

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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      Can i shoot Malkoran with this thing or nah

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      • BlueMagaChud [any]
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        4 months ago

        you gotta shake it like a magic 8 ball

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  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Test it on a federal politician

    Surely, this is a fake or false flag ops, eh?

    fedposting

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  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    4 months ago

    so it fires hearts or something?

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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    This is like what happened to Tim Allen in The Santa Clause, you're now a cia agent

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