"Cat lady? Cat lady? No, we don't work we that, folks, we are cat MEN. Big men, strong men and we love cats. Have you seen my cat? His name is Mr. Chubby and he's FAT, he's huge! So big. But we love him, we love big beautiful cats, we love them! Ah but the lyin cheatin democrats, they don't they hate cats. Laughin Kamala [crowd boos] Laughin Kamala, have you seen her? She doesn't have a cat, she's too weak to. Only the strong can work with cats. Strong like we used to be, we used to be so strong - when I was in North Korea do you know what Kim Jong Un said to me? He said 'Donald, he knows me by my first name, he said Donald how come presidents don't have cats anymore like Bill Clinton?' And I told him we're fixing that, we're fixing that starting now! [crowd cheers]"
Trump loves wearing navy suits. Most cat hair would show up on navy. Black cat hair would be the hardest to see. Thus, he should get a black cat.
The adventures of trump the witch and his big ol fat black kitty cat
Trump in sailorfuku inshallah