"Cat lady? Cat lady? No, we don't work we that, folks, we are cat MEN. Big men, strong men and we love cats. Have you seen my cat? His name is Mr. Chubby and he's FAT, he's huge! So big. But we love him, we love big beautiful cats, we love them! Ah but the lyin cheatin democrats, they don't they hate cats. Laughin Kamala [crowd boos] Laughin Kamala, have you seen her? She doesn't have a cat, she's too weak to. Only the strong can work with cats. Strong like we used to be, we used to be so strong - when I was in North Korea do you know what Kim Jong Un said to me? He said 'Donald, he knows me by my first name, he said Donald how come presidents don't have cats anymore like Bill Clinton?' And I told him we're fixing that, we're fixing that starting now! [crowd cheers]" 
He just needs to fuck something bigger than a couch so JD doesn't make him look beta
Something terrible is happening in the driveway of the White House
I'd have to quit my job if i had one. Wouldn't be able to get out of it.
I mostly just want a bed with the slanted couch backing it has, I lay flat for half my sleep and on a tilt for the second half and thar seems real nice for it. The dentist chair thing on the end kinda seems superfluous.
This has to be AI, right? Because if it's not then I may end up spending my life savings on this, that looks amazing.
What kind of cat? A big grumpy looking Orange Garlfied looking cat seems really appropriate but also too on the nose. How about an absolutely adorable Grey kitten that ends out totally loving Trump and he holds it over everyone.
Maybe a different big kitty, Joe Exotic kinda exhausted the weirdo with a tiger thing for a bit. Or maybe a small dog that he insistently calls a cat.
Literally me if I had a mansion. Wall off half and just kinda leave the door open to that side to make animal pals.
A white Persian, he'll think it will make him look like Blofeld.
Aww man, why didn't Trump lose an eye instead of an ear? That would have been amazing just for the solidus snake jokes alone.
Trump loves wearing navy suits. Most cat hair would show up on navy. Black cat hair would be the hardest to see. Thus, he should get a black cat.
It is pretty funny that Trump went through so much shit to come out stronger and even survived a political assassination, only to pick a VP who has made their campaign a joke connected to couch fucking.
