Smurf-ass motherfuckers. You’re not even real cops but you still wear that dumbass badge. Guess this is where all the academy dropouts ended up at. I see you taking your own backpacks straight past the checkpoints you fucking hypocrites. You couldn’t catch a bomb if it landed right on top of you you fucking fucks AAAAAAAAA!!!!! monke-rage

My butter knife could be used to take control of the plane? Holy fuck are you fucking listening to yourself? That’s literally my fucking job! Fuck you! And they give fucking butter knives to the business class passengers on the fucking plane, holy fucking shit!!! guts-rage

Don’t tell me I’ve been fucking randomed, I can see the green cleared icon reflected in your glasses you lying sack of shit, fuck you! lenin-rage

  • dumpster_dove [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    I guess the idea is that you shouldn't be allowed to bring enough liquid to mix into some kind of explosive large enough to do harm (but also a lot of airports earn good money from people buying their $5 water bottles)

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      Could explosive liquids be mixed to a concentrate? Or something to get past security before making it lethal with water from the bathroom? I’m guessing not since no one has done it.

      • dumpster_dove [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        The whole thing is silly anyway because determined attackers could just bring like 5 people with many small containers that they add together after the security check.

        • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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          4 months ago

          That’s true. Or just stab the lithium ion batteries on laptops and phones and cause a fire or explosion lol

        • mar_k [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          apparently individuals are allowed to bring up to 9 smaller bottles of liquid limited to 3.4oz/100mm each. 9 x 3.4oz is literally a quart. same as having two normal sized bottles. lmfao the US is so stupid

      • kristina [she/her]
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        4 months ago

        yes people have mixed explosives and drugs into like, tires before to get over borders. i would imagine you can do something like that for the soles of your shoes or something

        or just get a job at tsa, get chummy with them, and skip the line when you are ready for something nefarious. sounds trivial.

        • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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          4 months ago

          i would imagine you can do something like that for the soles of your shoes or something

          Ah. The shoebomber. Classic days.

    • plinky [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Determined guy could still do it tbh, just carry pure nitroglycerin (despite old news, primo stuff is safe-ish as pure liquid). 100 g is enough to depressurize cabin, not that it would make much difference.