1. Eat a lot before going to vote. A lot.
  2. Reach the polling center and enter the booth.
  3. Now is the important part, Take a huge shit on the ballot.
  4. Turn in your ballot with the turd to cast the vote.

Rest assured your shit will be stuffed into a ballot box. That's the rule and they have do that.

Thank you for you service. Remember to do this again.

    • Red_sun_in_the_sky [any]
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      2 months ago

      Well smear it on the ballot or just shit in the box for maximum efficiency.