1. Eat a lot before going to vote. A lot.
  2. Reach the polling center and enter the booth.
  3. Now is the important part, Take a huge shit on the ballot.
  4. Turn in your ballot with the turd to cast the vote.

Rest assured your shit will be stuffed into a ballot box. That's the rule and they have do that.

Thank you for you service. Remember to do this again.