• barrbaric [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      A spectre is looming over the fediverse

      The spectre of infinite dunks fidel-balling

      • combat_brandonism [they/them]
        ·
        1 year ago

        clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

        ball is inbounded to Fidel who turns face to face against Dulles

        fidel-freethrow

        "You took my family"

        moves to the left

        Fidel-deke

        "You took my friends"

        moves to the right

        Fidel-deke

        "You took all that was dear to me"

        clock winds down to 2

        "I cant get them back, but I can do this for comradeship, FOR CUBA"

        goes up, fire coming out of his shoes

        fidel-layup

        "FIDELORUKEN"

        fidel-balling

        Ball flies over Dulles's head, goes straight into basket. Fidel falls to the ground, exhausted.

        "Che... Senpai... I..."

        faints

        Final Score

        Cuba 103

        Imperialists 63