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Owl [he/him] to badposting • 4 months ago

Pooping your pants - overplayed, childish, displays lack of self control. Pooping someone else's pants - fresh, dominant, displays total mastery of the world around you

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Pooping your pants - overplayed, childish, displays lack of self control. Pooping someone else's pants - fresh, dominant, displays total mastery of the world around you

Owl [he/him] to badposting • 4 months ago
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  • miz [any, any]
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    4 months ago

    does the Sphinx have a sphincter and more importantly are the words etymologically related?

    EDIT: turns out both come from the greek "sphingein" meaning "to bind tight"

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  • ProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    pooping someone else's pants as a world's fair type exposition of breakthrough star trek style transporter tech

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  • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Who shit my pants?!

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    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]B
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      4 months ago

      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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