• GeorgeZBush [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    they're coming out of asylums folks... some of them look like clowns, some of them are made of clay, some of them, and this is true, this is true... some of them, frankly, look like penguins

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      trump-dapper Met a lovely man, handsome man, named Edward Nygma, Nygma! Tried to trick me with a riddle, like he was some sort of Riddler. Well, I don't have to tell you that I solved the riddle, because I am smart, so smart, like Bruce Wayne. But you know, I don't live with little boys in a mansion

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Folks, this big beautiful guy, big muscles, very nice, and I asked him "if I took off that mask, would you die?"

      • GeorgeZBush [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        He says "it would be extremely painful"...extremely painful so I says to him, "You're, frankly, a big guy"...with all the muscles you know...and you know what he says? And this is true... "For you." Can you believe that? He should be in my secret service...

  • miz [any, any]
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    5 months ago

    holy shit you're right, he has no idea what asylum means and thinks it means they're sending people in straightjackets

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    This is what i tell my lib friends that are worried Trump is gonna be setting up camps.

    You have to remeber it is impossible to overstate how much of a lazy dumbass he is. The man couldn't make money on a casino or sell steak or booze to Americans.

    He won't stop the people trying to do that, but any fear that it will come from his campaign and not as an organic grassroots fascist movement is misplaced.

    Last time he lead chants of "lock her up" for months. The first time they tried that after he was elected he literally went "yea I was never going to do that"

    Plus even if he does set up camps another liberal will win the next election and then it suddenly won't be an issue (gestures at the concentration camps were currently operating at full capacity at the southern border)

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      5 months ago

      I really wonder about the casino one. I feel like you could buy a casino and leave management there and money would just appear

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        This is what I'm saying.

        He's so goddamn stupid he's the exception that proves the rule "the house always wins"

        He also managed to lose money on football in America by trying to directly compete with the NFL in the first year of a new sports league.

        I'd be more concerned if Trump was saying he was going to try to help me.

        Again this is just specific to trump though him winning is going to empower every fascist dipshit in the country and unfourtunatley the dumb guy you graduated with who is a bigot is probablly more willing and capable to actually accomplish their terrible goals and Trump getting re-elected is really gonna light a fire under those assholes.

  • Vampire [any]
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    5 months ago

    It's senility.

    You watch interview with youngtrump in the 1980s, he used to speak in whole sentences and understand the world around him.

    He's just old and confused is all.

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    I wouldn't be surprised, but he might also be remembering the old ”Castro emptied the mental institutions and sent everyone to the US” talking point (see Scarface).

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    5 months ago

    a-little-trolling Folks, they're not sending their best, they're not. Last week I heard of this Mexican guy who came to America, Cesar Chavez, a real bad guy, terrible guy. He came here in a purple suit, starting doing crimes that he thought were funny, can you believe it? They named a street after him!

  • Red_sun_in_the_sky [any]
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    5 months ago

    You're probably right. It adds up. I wondered why he keeps saying mental institutions. Huh

  • chungusamonugs [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    I don't want to alarm you, but trump has had no clue what anything means ever. He's got the straight white man confidence to eagerly stand up and Spout dribble about stuff he knows nothing about.

  • adultswim_antifa [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    This is why he keeps doing his Hannibal Lecter bit. Asylum is where Hannibal comes from folks.