• Guamer [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      The straightest, least suppressed man in history

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        He's so straight he prefers the company of European twinks half his age than his wife, whom he left behind in the US whilst he was on an extended vacation in Europe.

        • Guamer [she/her]
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          1 month ago

          So straight that the first thing that came to mind when he saw the olympic logo was gloryholes.