Last piece of gum I'll ever have. Now I'll never get into heaven.

  • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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    3 months ago

    One of my highschool friends kept offering her firstborn (then secondborn , then thirdborn...) for a bite of what people were eating. Saw on Facebook the other day that she's just had her first kid, and I'm really tempted to tell her she owes people at least 12 more before she can keep one...