Just kidding! It's the TF2 soldier announcing that he has officially joined the volcel army. Let's give a shout out to him for this achievement! Woo! Also, go to horny jail please.
TF2 soldier makes sense as a volcel: “Coitus!? While you maggots are out galavanting with women of the night, the enemy is training how to rip your intestines out with a butter knife!! If you are distracted by pleasures of the flesh, it’ll be your flesh splattered across a shovel!”
Horny jail sounds like fun especially if it's where they send all the other horny people.
tbf it's been a long time since I read the comics, but I'm like 90% sure Soldier doesn't even know what sex is
e: buh, forgot to check if the error was actually real sorry for the quadruple message lmfao
Lex Sesbian but it's a series of laws about tax collectors
this was a bad bit
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(ses apparently being the old version of assess which got a classic useless a put in front, but it means the same thing) so a sesbian is the tax collector
even worse
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what about the b? well that's silent or maybe sesb- is something ah yes "week" in fayyumic coptic so we're talking about week-people, those who reside within the week, those who enumerate the week, maybe they wake people up on specific days of the week. we must delve into the papyri to find out!
