Is it because he's always nailing smug weirdo rich fuckbags? Is it the peter falk hard carry? Is it because despite being canonically a cop he does anything but act like a cop?

Is everything downstream of columbo an attempt to erase his legacy as the hound of wealthy sociopaths?

Is Columbo a demigod?

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    One reason it's so good is it doesn't rely on twists like other mystery type stories. You always see the crime happening in the first few minutes with full confirmation on who did it. So the audience has all the information already, you're watching Columbo put it together and trap the criminal. So you're not figuring out the mystery alongside Columbo, rather, it's like he's breaking down the whole story for you. It's really formulaic, but it's usually fun and varied.

    He's also just not a normal cop. He's a weird small man who's annoying and talks about eating chili. He's usually only shown solving crimes committed by completely vile smug assholes. My favorite episode is the one where Leonard Nimoy plays a surgeon who wants to steal his colleague's research out of a lust for fame. So Doctor Nimoy comes up with a plan to purposefully botch his colleague's heart surgery, but a nurse finds evidence of the plan, so Doctor Nimoy kills her with a tire iron and makes it look like a random heroin addict killed her. I love this episode because multiple times Columbo drops the dopey goofy detective thing and lapses into anger. He tells the surgeon just how despicable the whole thing is. I guess that's the good thing about Columbo, is that he has the outer vibe of an everyman. He's just some gremlin man from New York who talks funny and has an invisible wife. But at his core he has a sense of justice and what he despises most are abuses of power.

    He's not a real cop is what's good about it. He's a heroic character who doesn't have a real life analogue, so he's a cop out of writing convenience. He's more like a whimsical spirit of justice than an LAPD pig.

    • RiotDoll [she/her, she/her]
      hexagon
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      5 months ago

      Another great character thing is that he loves his wife. Like, this shouldn't be a huge thing, but look at every. single. cop. show. it's wife hate and marital strife. Look at basically every comedic thing a boomer or gen xer ever touched, it's a load bearing amount of "hate my wife" jokes.

      Columbo out here just, clearly adoring his spouse and it's just... i dunno i love it.

      He's completely wholesome, but a chameleon gremlin with the prescience of like, Paul Atreides and a disposition to ruining the untouchable class.

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        He fears his invisible wife's power and her vast stores of relative-proferred knowledge. He knows better than to displease the Wife.