• abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      hahaha it reaches peak levels of THC when, as your dealer is exiting the vehicle, you go "can I take $5 off for gas?" and he says "...wtf we didn't go that far" before asking if you want one of the puppies his dog recently had. NO I DO NOT BRO I WANT MY GAS REIMBURSED