He used to be funny at least. Now every public appearance he just whines and complains like a loser. He doesn't even have a good nickname for Kamala.
He doesn't make jokes anymore, he doesn't say anything shocking or edgy. He doesn't even make any funny gaffs. He's just sad, boring and low energy now.
Maybe he's getting old? IDK.
Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.
Trump's assassination was successful. The bullet that grazed him was poison-coated and he died a few days later, and was replaced by an elaborate mechanical latex AI mask grafted over the face of a body double