Infamousblt [any] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agoAs a High Powered Business Professional, I don't waste energy on inefficient activities like using my turn signalmessage-squaremessage-square25 fedilinkarrow-up141file-text
arrow-up141message-squareAs a High Powered Business Professional, I don't waste energy on inefficient activities like using my turn signalInfamousblt [any] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agomessage-square25 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]hexagonhexbear12·3 months agoDrive? That's too inefficient. I have the car careen through the streets with minimal input from me link
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]hexbear5·3 months agoGot be multi tasking constantly by keeping abreast of all the most recent business trends aka constantly looking at your phone while driving. link
minus-squareWertheimer [any]hexbear6·3 months agoReport: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds link
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]hexbear3·3 months agoSimilar to my all time favorite onion headline "scientists confirm cigarettes ok for you if you're drinking" link
minus-squareWertheimer [any]hexbear3·3 months agoI've never smoked and I don't drink and I still find the need to quote that one at least a few times a week. link
Drive? That's too inefficient. I have the car careen through the streets with minimal input from me
Got be multi tasking constantly by keeping abreast of all the most recent business trends aka constantly looking at your phone while driving.
Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
Similar to my all time favorite onion headline "scientists confirm cigarettes ok for you if you're drinking"
I've never smoked and I don't drink and I still find the need to quote that one at least a few times a week.