The spongebob game wasnt so bad. It had like a login bonus but it didnt seem to be too bad But once we got into the lego star wars game the f2p bullshit started. And oh god. This game clearly designed for kids had all the f2p bullshit. Login bonuses. Gridnyness. Multiple in game currencies. The daily/weekly ect missions. The unlockables

But god the racing game was even worse. 100000 things to unlock and basically nothing is by default basically. Sooooooooooo absurdly grindy. And most harrowing of all... i swear to god... 5 seperate in game currencies.

I want to reach out and scream to him "games werent always like this maaaaan"

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Halo CE original sassy tomboy Cortana is still the best Cortana.

    That's what pissed me off. The character used to be fine. I still liked Durandal a lot more from the Marathon series, but oh well.

    • LocalOaf [they/them]
      ·
      1 month ago

      I wasn't old enough to get into Marathon when it was new, but picked up on a lot of it through references from being a Halo nerd since that series started. I should give it a look sometime but I always got the impression it was "Doom, but with a ton of lore for nerds" and that might be unfair but also might make me like it more

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        So much of Marathon is in text logs and completely optional/skippable, except that at one point you're caught in an endless loop without an ending if you don't pick up those text logs and figure out how to escape the cycle.

        Here, this'll explain some of it. Eventually.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9rMu1XYB98

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQaNQ_uePFk

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vurgeAkIxY

        • LocalOaf [they/them]
          ·
          1 month ago

          Master Chief kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything, got it. (thanks)

          very-smart blob-no-thoughts

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            1 month ago

            John Halo would drive a ZYBERTRUKKK, just like John Blade Runner my-hero

          • LocalOaf [they/them]
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            1 month ago

            Extraction shooter, loot boxes protruding. Very very disrespectful.

            • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]
              hexagon
              ·
              1 month ago

              https://www.gamesradar.com/games/fps/marathon-development-is-reportedly-facing-trouble-at-bungie-theres-a-reason-that-it-was-planned-for-this-year-and-slipped-a-whole-year/

              Theyre turning it into a live service that plays like Tarkov lol

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                1 month ago

                I HATE THE EXTRACTION SHOOTER FAD joker-shopping

                I HATE THE EXTRACTION SHOOTER FAD joker-shopping

                • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]
                  hexagon
                  ·
                  1 month ago

                  Trend chasing is one of the oldest game industry problems and its still one of the ones i get the most angry about. Because it has demonstrably failed time and time again so even the most dumbass executive should be able to tell that chasing another game's success works almost never and chasing the bottle lightning when it does work is so obviously not financially viable. Like how many times do the old men have to learn the lesson.

                  But i guess they all have enough hubris to think they can pull off an Apex Legends and trend chase sucessfully.

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
                    ·
                    1 month ago

                    So many good ideas got sidelined or just thrown away over time by chasing the fad dragon.

                    Like, Planetside's devs and publisher wasted a staggering amount of their own development budget trying to chase the PUBG/Fortnite fad and made a completely garbage game that took the combined arms sci-fi gameplay of Planetside and stripped most of it out. disgost

                    • LocalOaf [they/them]
                      ·
                      1 month ago

                      I want somebody to try making a game like MAG again, that shit was tight

                      Fuck raytracing and 8K resolution or whatever, gimmie something with some big ass battles and huge maps and make the graphics "good enough" and give me a stable high framerate and good physics and aiming mechanics and I'd be super happy with it

                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
                        ·
                        1 month ago

                        I'd enjoy more Supreme Commander style RTS and maybe developments beyond it to something even more awesome if the MOBA plague didn't crush the genre. sicko-wistful

                        • LocalOaf [they/them]
                          ·
                          1 month ago

                          I'm a stupid baby and don't have the attention span to remember queueing enough build stuff and microing units so I always sucked at RTS lol

                          (Consequentially, favorite was Halo Wars because it's for stupid babies like me and you can just play Covenant and pump econ and just smash everything with The Arbiter and keep upgrading him if you weren't playing like, actually good opponents)

                          Energy swords go stabby i-love-not-thinking

                          • UlyssesT [he/him]
                            ·
                            1 month ago

                            I admit I wasn't good at the "clicks per minute" super sweaty soypoint-1 ESPORTS soypoint-2 emphasizing RTSes, though I was quite fond of Sins of a Solar Empire for its pacing.

                            • LocalOaf [they/them]
                              ·
                              1 month ago

                              Ooh, I'm pretty sure Sins of a Solar Empire is the one that somebody made a Halo overhaul mod for. Sins of the Prophets I think? I remember seeing a thing about that an some of the fan made ships from the mod ended up making their way into canon just because they were well designed and cool enough

                  • LocalOaf [they/them]
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                    1 month ago

                    What are you talking about, everyone loves and remembers everyone's favorite game Haze™️ for PlayStation 3™️ fondly! "Haze™️: It's the Halo™️ Killer!"

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
                    ·
                    1 month ago

                    I don't know what that is. If it's an extraction shooter, I'm probably not interested, but feel free to elaborate.

                    • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
                      ·
                      1 month ago

                      It's an extraction horror game where you have to scavenge scrap and meet a quota. No microtransactions.

                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
                        ·
                        1 month ago

                        If I was into scavenging scrap to meet a quota while being shot at, maybe I'd be interested.

                        I mean, I did enjoy Hardspace: Shipbreakers, but unsure what I might potentially get out of someone screaming slurs at me in a random pvp match going on at the same time.

                        • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
                          ·
                          1 month ago

                          Yeah, it's more of just a game you play with a small group of friends.

                          And only 1 or two things tend to shoot at you