corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M to chapotraphouse • 3 months agoWe know Bigfoots don't exist because if they did, capital would use them as free manual labormessage-squaremessage-square25 fedilinkarrow-up1108file-text
arrow-up1108message-squareWe know Bigfoots don't exist because if they did, capital would use them as free manual laborcorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M to chapotraphouse • 3 months agomessage-square25 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZoift [he/him]hexbear25·edit-23 months agoBig feet aren't ideal for regimented factory or agricultural labor, and thus deemed to have no economic benefit & were slowly driven to extiction by habitat encroachment, with the 2020 California wildfires wiping out the last known flock. link
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear16·3 months ago flock I dunno why that's funny but it is link
Big feet aren't ideal for regimented factory or agricultural labor, and thus deemed to have no economic benefit & were slowly driven to extiction by habitat encroachment, with the 2020 California wildfires wiping out the last known flock.
I dunno why that's funny but it is
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