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pooh [she/her] to badposting • 3 months ago

I live between two butt cheeks, excrete human waste, and occasionally invite in foreign objects. My neighbors are a pair of testicles. AITA?

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I live between two butt cheeks, excrete human waste, and occasionally invite in foreign objects. My neighbors are a pair of testicles. AITA?

pooh [she/her] to badposting • 3 months ago
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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    NTA your buttcheeks your rules

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  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    This is taint erasure

    Do better

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    • pooh [she/her]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      The taint is just the walkway that goes to the testicle family residence

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      • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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        3 months ago

        Cul de sac.

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      • miz [any, any]
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        3 months ago

        Ball Hall

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      • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Reported

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  • HexbearGPT [comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    NTA you are what you eat

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    • pooh [she/her]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      Does that mean I’m actually a rubber dragon penis?

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  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    squints at username

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  • Infamousblt [any]
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    3 months ago

    Yes but it's acceptable in this instance

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  • Beetle_O_Rourke [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    ESH

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  • SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    I'd have to take a look at you to be sure.

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